I have stayed in a lot of places in my time on this Earth, moving around more than a teenage orphan with behavioral issues and a penchant for substance abuse. The abodes I have aboded in range from...

I'm a cowboy, and on a steel horse I ride. That horses name is Senor Squeek and she is a Transgender Nissan Pathfinder. My cowboy credentials although limited, are I believe enough to warrant my making...

I love the outdoors, which may come as a shock because most of you know how much I love all the things that happen indoors! I mean, what's not to love? How could any modern...

As I write this I am sitting in Fortworth/Dallas Airport, in my Khaki "posh clothes", and after a few days here I am most assuredly pining for Mexico, yeah the food here is great (even if the giant rack of ribs I ate last night caused 3 am toilet runs), and it still feels like living in a movie, the magnificence that is Mexico has taken some of the shine off of Texas. That and arriving on Sunday, heading straight into downtown Dallas, and finding it deserted aside form large quantities of hobos, all of whom requested a smoke or change every time I left the hotel, which has done wonders in helping me cut down (on smoking and on going outdoors).